Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

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Re: Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

Postby Rhynn » August 16th, 2015, 1:24 pm

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Re: Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

Postby Lindsay » August 16th, 2015, 2:15 pm

Right?! I never even thought of that, but what a huge oversight!
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Re: Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

Postby Bren » August 16th, 2015, 2:21 pm

Hope the aeroplane doesn't fly out the window and get lost :D
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Yo Mama... Harry Potter style!

Postby Dulcinea Wilkes » August 31st, 2015, 9:36 am

{This was emailed to me, and I thought I'd share it cuz it's funny. :mrgreen: }

Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!

Yo mama's so fat that a Wingardium Leviosa spell couldn't lift her.

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".

Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.

Yo mama's so ugly, even a Dementor wouldn't kiss her!

Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.

Yo mama's so ugly that the Whomping Willow saw her and died.

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.

Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.

Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked."

Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting.

Yo mama's so fat, if there was a painting of her, it would take ten portraits to show all of her!

Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!

Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a Pensieve.

Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a Boggart it would morph into a treadmill.

Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name.

Yo mama's so fat even Grawp can't pick her up!

Yo mama's so fat that it takes two Boggarts to shape-shift into her!

Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to a Mountain Troll.

Yo mama's so ugly that when the basilisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead.

Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone.

Yo mama's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the portrait hole in the Gryffindor Tower.

Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.

Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a cream filling.

Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away.

Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!

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Re: Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

Postby Poppy » September 4th, 2015, 1:39 am

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Re: Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

Postby Hermione Leviosa » September 4th, 2015, 5:21 pm

Thank you Poppy and Dulcinea for sharing.
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Re: Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

Postby Poppy » September 5th, 2015, 5:28 am

Love those Hermione. Especially the procrastination one, really does make me feel better. xD
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Re: Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

Postby shadowsword26135 » October 3rd, 2015, 4:21 pm

Jeanie1914 wrote:I now have an urge to see a pink Dementor.


Your wish, my command
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Re: Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

Postby Hermione Leviosa » October 4th, 2015, 9:36 pm

Nice job, Shadow. :D
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Re: Harry's not so motivating:pointless quips strike again!

Postby Jeanie1914 » October 5th, 2015, 9:10 pm

shadowsword26135 wrote:
Jeanie1914 wrote:I now have an urge to see a pink Dementor.


Your wish, my command
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This is great!

I don't think the coloring is too weird... I mean we're talking about pink dementors here. I love it :D .

Thank you :)
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