I have come here to ask for your help with a trifling little problem. There are Deatheaters loose in St Mungo's Hospital, killing patients, it is most tiresome as I have pictures to sign and books to write. Which of you brave people will come with me back to the hospital to assist me in unmasking them?
I am sure you are thinking, why should I help, after all it sounds dangerous and I am not so brave or clever as Professor Lockhart? Well, Ms Pumpkin has assured me that anyone who helps will earn some points or something, (assuming they don't get killed) but more importantly you get to spend time with me and hear lots of stories about all my heroic deeds. Plus if I have time I may even sign something for you.
If you can spare the time please sign up below and I will owl you the details.