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Recreational Decree #4 - Indexed

Postby Dolores J. Umbridge » April 1st, 2013, 4:15 am

Recreational Decree #4

Posts must be exactly two sentences long.

No longer, no shorter. Members must learn to present their point in a short, clear manner.

Any breach of this decree will be punished.

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Dolores J. Umbridge
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Re: Recreational Decree #4

Postby RoseFirebolt77 » April 1st, 2013, 8:41 am

Oh, Dolores, you have no idea what you're up against. This is PFF we're talking about. No one is going to be bound by your pointless "decrees." I think I hear some hoofbeats. :lol:
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Re: Recreational Decree #4

Postby Draconis » April 1st, 2013, 11:17 am

But dear Dolores, sometimes it's completely impossible to express oneself in only two sentences! :o Like how much the whole forum hates you and your stupid rules! Two sentences isn't enough to tell how utterly rubbish they are! Like this rule, for example! Seriously, it's a forum, how are you supposed to communicate with 2 sentences? Surely you can't be serious! :lol:
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Re: Recreational Decree #4

Postby OakNight » April 1st, 2013, 11:22 am

Draconis, I suggest making use of horribly run-on sentences, with prodigious use of semicolons, and conjunctions; the only place you may have problems is if you are trying to ask a question; otherwise you can just keep typing, and put a semicolon wherever you would normally put a period; but don't forget to insult dear Dolores before you get to the end of the sentence, as per Recreational Decree #11; otherwise you risk being punished by the old goat with her horrid a pink bow.

Whoops, I need a second sentence.
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Re: Recreational Decree #4

Postby Draconis » April 1st, 2013, 11:30 am

Oh, but as a writer I prefer sentences with reasonable length. As useful as crazily long sentences can be, they aren't very practical to read and can make the reader uncomfortable. Sentences with variable lengths are our best bet. Surely our ugly toad that wears too much pink should understand how important it is to have as user-friendly text as possible, since she seems to be very fond of proper grammar!
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Re: Recreational Decree #4

Postby OakNight » April 1st, 2013, 11:42 am

She does indeed seem very fond of proper grammar, and while I also prefer to write readable sentences, I also prefer to drive our dear PFF High Inquisitor Dolores J. Umbridge absolutely batty by staying just barely within the posting rules. Plus, I must admit, it is sort of fun to disobey proper sentence structure for a day; and perhaps doing so will drive her to her own sort of insanity, which might be closer to our idea of sanity.
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Re: Recreational Decree #4

Postby Pipamonium » April 1st, 2013, 12:40 pm

As long as it's only for a day Oak. ;)
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Re: Recreational Decree #4

Postby Wrackspurt » April 1st, 2013, 3:26 pm

The following students have been reported, for the reasons listed:

RoseFirebolt77 - Images in signature, emoticons, non-standard text color, too many sentences
Draconis - Images in signature, emoticons, non-standard text color, too many sentences
Pipamonium - Images in signature, emoticons, non-standard text color, not enough sentences

I don't understand why you choose to ignore our new High Inquisitor's rules - they're reasonable and easy to follow.
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Re: Recreational Decree #4

Postby Riv » April 1st, 2013, 6:17 pm

Truppers, you old traitor, here's a list of reasons you can report me:

- You are an idiot for following her :lol:
- Umbridge is a fat toad
- I like writing in green
- I iz never using proopppperr gremmar
- Punctuation . isn't my, best side?
- My lovely siggy shows my love for DA
- My avatar is so pretty with all the changing pictures!
- This is way longer than two sentences xD
- I am making a list :o Woah o.0 Though.. that's actually allowed... because these are my thoughts for the reasons you can report me...
- Oh, of course, smilies outside the CR :slytherin: :snake: :snitch:
- I did insult Umb-toad as well, which means I did actually follow decree nummmmberrrr 11 :o :shock:
- Anything else?
- Oh yeah!
- Umbridge is so fat that light bends around her.

Thank you, everyone, peace out!
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Re: Recreational Decree #4

Postby Elena » April 1st, 2013, 7:35 pm

This decree is now canceled.
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